This was something I thought was a bit funny and thoughtful about programming. It's a list of different steps of programming and if you know even a little programming you should get the gist of it. Here it is:
http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/The_Evolution_of_a_Programmer.html.
If you would like to learn about programming I learned a lot from this
pdf tutorial.
This is the site it comes from:
http://www.isotton.com/devel/docs/lcpp/